Happy Diwali and Eid Mubarak

Today morning, there were numerous Diwali greetings in my Inbox.
But the one that wins the prize for the "Best Festival Season Wish" is this one...

Jaise Ramzan mai hai Ram......

Aur Diwali mai hai Ali...

Khudah aur Bhagwan dono kare...

Aap sabhi k e life mai ho khushaali!