Lunch-party Limericks

Due to some strange planetary alignment, my last and current project happened to cross important milestones this week. And since every milestone achievement brings along with it a lunch party, I got an opportunity to attend lunch parties thrown by both project teams.

The first one was yesterday at Sarja and the second one, that took place today, was at Symphony.

Such team lunch parties are a good occasion to share jokes, recollect project incidents, and pull legs of team members. Here are some good share-o-shayaris and jokes that came up during today's party...

Wo nadi kya jisme paani na ho,
Wo hava kya jisme ravani na ho,
Wo shaadi kya jisme prem-kahani na ho.

Ticketless travel is fairly common in Bihar. So don't be surprised if you find encouraging signals like the one below in Laloo-land: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde Gaye to Khana Free.

Apparently, it was Dharmendra who was first offered the role played by Shashi Kapoor in Deewar. But for some reason Dharmendra refused it and Shashi Kapoor went on to win the Best Supporting Actor award for his brilliant potrayal of Vijay's brother. Are you wondering how Dharmendra would have delivered the memorable lines Mere paas Maa hai ... Probably he would choke and say something like Mere paas HeMa hai... Did you hear the train whistling ?